Caleb is Mouthy. Get Over it! :)

I got this in an email from one of my friends, yoga classmates, and former students. Every word of it is true. Enjoy! -Caleb

PS - I know a lot of you out there could add to this list. If you want to, email me your "calebisms" and I'll post them here for the world :)

Hi Caleb,

I came across a list I had made in class of fabulous one liners you said, so in the spirit of holiday giving I am passing that on to you :)

• Every word I say is fascinating 
• Nyquil all the children (instructing a class member about how to find time to write)
• I am a rather genius teacher
• I do have an inflated opinion of myself
• I don't know why all you people are piping up with your opinions as if they mattered (my personal favorite)
• We need a man in this class - or at lease some sturdy lesbians
• OK back to me and my point
• You did it! I'm a genius!

Happy holidays! - Katarina

And more Calebisms, from my friend Tanya (all of these are also true -- I said them. I admit it.)

"If your manuscript begins with 'It,' go ahead and turn around." (meaning, LEAVE)

"Stick a pin in everyone."

"Let's wallop him. Do it with some chutzpah!"

"I'm a little afraid of me."

"Never underestimate the power of my arrogance!"

"Save these golden dewdrops falling from my mouth."