Caleb is Mouthy. Get Over it! :)


I got this in an email from one of my friends, yoga classmates, and former students. Every word of it is true. Enjoy! -Caleb

PS - I know a lot of you out there could add to this list. If you want to, email me your "calebisms" and I'll post them here for the world :)

Hi Caleb,
I came across a list I had made in class of fabulous one liners you said, so in the spirit of holiday giving I am passing that on to you :)
  • Every word I say is fascinating 
  • Nyquil all the children (instructing a class member about how to find time to write)
  • I am a rather genius teacher
  • I do have an inflated opinion of myself
  • I don't know why all you people are piping up with your opinions as if they mattered (my personal favorite)
  • We need a man in this class - or at lease some sturdy lesbians
  • OK back to me and my point
  • You did it! I'm a genius!
Happy holidays! - Katarina

And more Calebisms, from my friend Tanya (all of these are also true -- I said them. I admit it.)

"If your manuscript begins with 'It,' go ahead and turn around." (meaning, LEAVE)

"Stick a pin in everyone."

"Let's wallop him. Do it with some chutzpah!"

"I'm a little afraid of me."

"Never underestimate the power of my arrogance!"

"Save these golden dewdrops falling from my mouth."

4 comments:

  1. Save these golden dewdrops falling from my mouth is my fav. laughed my head off. Very poetic!

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  2. What!? I'm not the only one with a list of these beauties?

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  3. And don't forget, "Damn chickens."

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  4. Dear Mr. Mouthy,

    Would you mind putting a 'Subscribe by email" link in your side bar so that we may receive your golden dewdrops of wisdom directly in our in-boxes soon after they are written?

    Thanks you.

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